Sep 15th 2025
Quinky Weekly Update 5/15/2025
Randall's busy whipping the nerds around on the development team so it falls to me to give everyone THE LATEST QUINKY DEVELOPMENT STATE OF THE UNION! (I demand a podium an Absolutely massive top hat)
- This week the team met with a new consultant who is going to assist us seeking out the best adult content and adult product compliant payment processors! This has been one of the most exciting developments as this consultant has been involved with the adult content industry since The battle between Blu-ray and HD DVD!
If you're old enough to remember that particular battle, please take your ibuprofen...
- I received a live test of the base marketplace install as the first vendor of Quinky!
There is still a lot of work to be done by the developers and I'm really excited to see the capabilities for item variations As Etsy non-consensually strangled me with limitations on those for years.
- Quinky merch contributing to the crowdfunding of the platform is right around the corner!
No, it's literally right around the corner from me at Randall's house because he got some test shirts for me to go touch and feel to inspect the stitching quality because I am an elitist prick about these things.
- We have consultations upcoming with UI developers to make our front end look pretty!
After spending all week in Quinky's back end, this will be a welcome development!
I mean... The back end is the Part of the website you don't se- nevermind.
- I'll be attending Exxxotica Miami next month representing Quinky!
I'll be roaming the halls chatting up vendors and content creators and spreading awareness while people spread... Jams and jellies on their hotel Continental breakfast. Where did you think I was going with this? We continue to toil in your name to bring Quinky to life! Please contribute whenever you can at ShopQuinky.com to make everything come faster for us all! (I am officially out of innuendos for the week)
- M. Pierre